Update: Malibu Speaks!

In a recent post about the American Gladiators reruns airing on ESPN Classic, I made a passing reference to Malibu, the goldilocked "beach bum" Gladiator who only lasted one season on the show.

I don't think it was necessarily sucking like a black hole of athleticism in every single event--notably losing to guys 40 pounds lighter than him in Breakthrough and Conquer--that got him canned.

No, I think it was stuff like this:



NERD ALERT: I also remember and relish this man (real name: Deron McBee) for his role as "Warrior" in the instructional video for the shameless "D&D as a board game" knockoff that was DragonStrike. And sweet Steve Nash, the whole damn thing is on YouTube. ("Cleric, use your MAGIC!") Thank me later.