Saturday, June 9, 2007

I Will Now Go Stick My Head In the Oven

Report: Phillies sign Jose Mesa

Like it or not, we're gonna party like it's 2002.

Some outlets are also reporting that Freddy Garcia may find his way to the DL after giving up 6 runs in less than 2 innings to the motherfrakking Royals last night. This will most likely be a completely fabricated "injury" (a la Jeff Weaver) and is precisely what I was predicting as I watched the likes of Mark Grudzielanek slaughter the Chief.

Don't be surprised if Freddy has a mishap "washing his truck" this weekend.

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